sometimes you just gotta take a step back and look at this site
I love this website.
whining and super smarts
Cutting bitches down and super swag.
smashing people against trees? making everyone think I’m not that bad while I’m actually a Titan?
So I get: Super strength, cloaking, time warping, super speed, chameleon powers, and SUPER INSANITY.
FUCK YES ANCIENT GREEK WARRIOR SUPERHERO
I can turn into a mist I guess? okay that rocks- super stealth perhaps?
…I… am apparently a raccoon. With the ability to… mother people into submission?
The power to explode unicorns would be the literal translation, but that’s not really what detonatingUnicorn means… so…
My power, if with the actual meaning of my user would be to control colorful flames.
I’m a freaking ninja cat robot. OOHHHHH YYEEAAHHHHH
surfs the web at incredible speeds and chows down on food.
That’s not the actual meaning behind it but I don’t see how that one would make a superhero..
Queen of the Underworld? Awesome
SO MANY PEOPLE JUST REBLOGGED THIS FROM ME AND I HONESTLY CANT
one person reblogged this from me and I’m already crying. (Thank you)
he straight up just WALKED through that shit
this is possibly the best play I have ever seen before in my life.
best play ever.
I have to reblog this again. I laughed for like ten mins in class about it.
Reminds me of something that happened when I played Ultimate Frisbee in high school.
We were playing against a team(and getting our asses handed to us it was a bunch of college kids but we didn’t really care) and since they were up I guess they got a little cocky. So they all arranged themselves in a straight line, and then these motherfuckers started chanting something. I don’t remember it, but it ended with “drop the grenade. BOOM!” and when they said boom, and all but two of them fucking dropped to the ground. Me and my team just kinda stood there in shock while one dude ran into the inzone and the other threw the frisbee in for the most impressive score I’ve ever witnessed.
Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,
THE EYES = THEY SEE,
THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,
DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,
SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,
ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,
SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S
THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,
ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE
MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.
WAIT BUT THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE:
HOLMES AND WATSON = WOMANLESS AND HOT
DESTIEL = LET’S DIE
MERTHUR - HURT ME
I was just watering my plants when suddenly the camera turned on I’m not a model I swear
Sir that is a hamburger.
i think this is the best post ever ok
WHY IS EVERY SINGLE CABINET OPEN
i’ve gotten a ton of people asking me why the cabinets are open and i have no clue tbh my house is stoned as heck or something like dang
are we just going to ignore the drawn on abs or
…why are there banana’s hanging next to your can opener…?
iT KEEPS GETTING BETTER EACH TIME